Are you constantly angering those around you? Are you bad at video games? Do you feel that you best express yourself by shouting your opinion and disregarding the opinions of others?
Welcome to ACD.
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By using or visiting this website you agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. Permanent lifelong membership in ACD. You relinquish all ties to any previous teams or organizations you may have previously belonged to. These changes are irrevocable and binding.
2. Payment to ACD for use of ACD services shall be billed at the beginning of each year no later than January 17th and shall not exceed a cost of $550 and your first-born child. Failure to pay these dues will result in the immediate repossession of the member's car stereo and front door.
3. Restrictions
a. No ACD members, at any time, shall be allowed to wear pants or undergarments, excluding the use of a thong, speedo, or C-string.
b. Members of ACD may not have affiliations with any other eSports organizations. Affiliation is defined by, but not limited to, the following: showing good sportsmanship, failing to communicate distaste, or providing hospitality of negotiation.
c. All members are subject to abide by the laws therein of the ACD code of conduct. No games shall be participated in by ACD members that are deemed 'dead and bad' by the COTC (Council of the Crotch).
4. Duty of Membership
a. Upon membership and in order to avoid abdication and public execution each member must fulfill their duty to the organization. At all times members should provoke arguments and anger in one another, not leaving a single controversial issue without explosive discourse. As a member, you are to represent ACD in public with purpose and poise. The facade of ACD to the public eye should be both painful to witness and a deterrent to those who would wish to oppose us.
b. The 2014-2015 class of ACD inductees shall be tested with rites of passage including the following acts: starting a fight in a mall food court, blocking three (3) elderly women from stepping into an elevator at a nursing home for no less than 2 minutes each, and disrupting an international airport security station by loudly announcing "I have a bomb, I swear to Allah I will do it". Should any inductee fail to complete these rites of passage, they will be subject to complete the rites of the following year's class until they have passed.
c.Fair usage policy of the ACD name shall be granted to the members of ACD. All logos should be displayed in a size no smaller than 98.56% of the total size of the medium it is printed or projected on. Any articles mentioning ACD as written by members will include, at the conclusion, the words "ACD on top" in any creative manner of the writers choosing.